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I always end up being the SEO guy. Even when I don’t want to be the SEO guy. Next time I join a company and someone mentions SEO, I’m keeping my mouth shut.

These purple pulsating shits annoy the tits off me. I don’t want them. @Twitter@twitter.com, make them go away please.

I’m going to smash this jar of sauerkraut and I don’t care what you think of me.

Adrian Chiles is like a funny old grandad. He’s only 10 years my senior.

⁦@Bournemouthecho@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@Newsquestmedia@twitter.com⁩ You ought to have a look at your advertising partners.

According to @Bournemouthecho@twitter.com, some people think it’s okay to eat food in a supermarket before they’ve paid for it. Not linking to the clickbait article. You’ve seen enough already. Some people seem to have lost their grip on reality.

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Great to meet new people, toot, and have some fun.