Lee (Pilchard) Stacey @pilchard@tweetrex.co.uk

That awkward moment when @PictureThisAI@twitter.com has to switch off replies because everyone’s saying “yeah but Google Lens is better and totally free”.

#weeds #nature #gardening #planttwitter #nature #plantidentification

No surprise that India’s despot is backing Russia’s despot. Turds of a feather stick together.

Salesforce can get in the bin.

These days, you have to stay positive.

Wanna know a secret? I don’t do any SEO on my personal website.

Wanna know something else? It gets hardly any traffic.

The cobbler’s children have no shoes.

Just watched Life and Death in the Warehouse. There are no words. I do think it’s time to sever all ties to #Amazon and anything that falls under @JeffBezos@twitter.com’ evil empire. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00157z7

Design brief: just get as much as you can on the label. If there’s a gap, put some tomatoes or roses in it or something. NO GAPS OKAY?

White House: Putin cannot remain in power.
Kremlin: Is that a threat?
White House: We didn’t mean it. Russians should choose their own leader.
Kremlin: …

It was a cruel and shitty joke, though. So there’s that too.

A COVID has happened

I hate plumbing.

LPWAN power savings for the real world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffCR3fefgk #LPWAN #IoT

We all know this guy.

I was looking at and considering buying a new backpack this morning when my partner produced the exact same backpack from the cupboard. Apparently we’ve had it for a couple of years.

Gordon Brown would do a better job. Both jobs, actually. And he wasn’t great at either last time. Still, would be better than Rishi or Boris.

Someone’s getting sued.

SEO training day at @ublox@twitter.com Bournemouth. Today my colleagues will enter a brave new world.

Due to a lack of testing and less consistent reporting, these numbers are less accurate than they should be but still a good reminder to stay conscientious. #wearamask

I should do a @daftbands@twitter.com but for advertising/marketing/design agency names. I'm sure a dictionary randomiser could handle the naming for me.

Devs: We're putting a whole bunch of website content on a different subdomain to keep it tidy.
Le SEO (me): https://t.co/uWKCOuSBiM