Lee (Pilchard) Stacey @pilchard@tweetrex.co.uk

Thanks for the tips, @santanderuk@twitter.com. And congratulations on your massive 2022 H1 profits. Here’s a tip for you: reduce your interest rates and charges on lending, and increase interest rates on savings. Put those profits to work. That’ll help people much more than frugality tips.

Er, what?

Analyse this. #GoogleAnalytics

1. Sees 12 notifications on badge
2. Opens app
3. Turns volume down quickly to avoid being blasted by whatever shit TikTok thinks I should be watching
4. Sees no notifications in app
5. Closes app
This is my daily TikTok routine

Dorset’s on fire again.

Your driveway’s a bit lumpy, mate.

Great parking

When you take two correct things and smash them together to make complete cobblers…

This is getting a bit silly now.

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⁦@Bournemouthecho@twitter.com⁩ This isn’t a car park. It’s part of Boacombe Cliff Gardens. Accessible only by private road. (Cc ⁦@BCPCouncil@twitter.com⁩)

Plenty of illegal and dangerous parking here in #Boscombe today. Let’s hope @BCPCouncil@twitter.com are on the case.

👻👻👻

Obviously doesn’t apply to Porsche owners.

RN

Yeah, we “got through” COVID, alright. If “got through” now means the same as “still in”. Will getting through this mean hundreds of thousands of people will die? ⁦Knowing this government, probably. Thanks, @BorisJohnson@twitter.com⁩, you really know how to make us feel safe.

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Oh, by the way, coronavirus is still a thing. http://gov.uk coronavirus figures compared to ONS figures:

Here we go again. I suppose he was ambushed with cock.

Imagine you’re in a meeting and one of the attendees is looking at porn instead of paying attention to the meeting. In the real world, that person gets fired and you won’t see them at the next meeting.