Lee (Pilchard) Stacey @pilchard@tweetrex.co.uk

Please not Tommy Tugginhard.

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Crikey, I forgot I even wrote this #FLStudio demo tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnr5ezktHEg&list=PLS4LYeEDkNgbTkbNO3haba4VggVPNYOYF&index=2 (and most of the other clips in this playlist)

Obviously doesn’t apply to Porsche owners.

Nationwide seriously needs to ditch the mainframe that underpins its archaic, fragmented, and broken online experience.

You can probably switch “Nationwide” out for any UK bank or building society.

I’ll just leave this here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/24/covid-infections-last-week-levels-continue-rise-uk

RN

TFW when you realise for the first time that Jack Nicholson was a hottie all along.

TFW you work out how to use the Microsoft Teams status message as an automated OOO. https://t.co/NwhDYRgGoT

Yeah, we “got through” COVID, alright. If “got through” now means the same as “still in”. Will getting through this mean hundreds of thousands of people will die? ⁦Knowing this government, probably. Thanks, @BorisJohnson@twitter.com⁩, you really know how to make us feel safe.

We've just launched the world’s smallest LTE Cat 4 module with full #LTE band support and 2G/3G fallback: the LARA-L6

It's a perfect fit for demanding size-constrained applications including video surveillance, dashcams, high-end telematics, and more.

https://www.u-blox.com/en/product/LARA-L6-series?utm_content=LARA-L6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon

Oh, by the way, coronavirus is still a thing. http://gov.uk coronavirus figures compared to ONS figures:

Just seen a #meteorite over #Bournemouth. Appeared green… copper? Weird atmospheric illusion?

Well done, Keith, you’ve guaranteed a tory win in the next election.

#SEO Twitter: Should you put your press releases on your own site even though they will be reproduced verbatim elsewhere without a canonical link?

We got you. https://open.spotify.com/track/2vQiUF3eav6FCqGJ8t8ehH?si=w3jJNvQxTFKzfkUBerqT7w

Here we go again. I suppose he was ambushed with cock.

Imagine you’re in a meeting and one of the attendees is looking at porn instead of paying attention to the meeting. In the real world, that person gets fired and you won’t see them at the next meeting.

I see the tory first line of defence (lying and gaslighting) is working well at local gov level too. @BCPCouncil@twitter.com meeting councillors in Covid voting row: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-61247039

Anyone need a freelance writer with a tech background? A colleague of mine is taking the plunge and going freelance in July. He's very very good and he will need work. Get at me if you want his details.